Everything that is happening in this country

Proves one thing

It is time to bring about the World Domination of Cats.

You may think that my work at a good cause nonprofit or my advocacy for Israel and against antisemitism is what I am all about. That’s all true, but to a certain extent. When it really comes down to it, I am working feverishly to bring about the day when our furry overlords rule openly, worshipped and adored by all.

If cats were in charge, there would be no gun violence because cats don’t want to see their humans hurt and they hate the sound of gun shots (take it from Loviefluffy who has heard more than I wish any cat had.)

There would be many more naps, and all work schedules would be adjusted so that humans could sleep as much as necessary.

Cats would count as dependents for tax purrposes.

People would learn to speak softly, pet carefully, and generally mind their manners, because if you don’t, a cat will scratch or bite you.

Fields of catnip would grow freely.

There would be no need for shelters because every non-allergic human would have a cat.

No one would ever give up their cat or put it out on the street.

We would take direction from our cats, such as taking a break from work when the cat needs to be petted (which is always when we actually need a break.)

Instead of arguing and having wars about religion, all would worship cats. Like in ancient Egypt, but better.

Cat world domination. Its time has come.

Be the change you want to see in this world. Buy tons of catnip toys.